My instinct is screaming “Don’t do it!!” But then my curiosity shows up, punches instinct in the face and whispers “Do it.”
Reblog because I know for a fact that nobody will tell me.
As a sub I’m like, “I want to know.” As someone who doesn’t sub to just anyone I can’t help but think, “You don’t have the right. You haven’t earned it.”
BRING IT ON BITCHES, HUAH
why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif
oh that’s why ok
Guess I’m going to go now.
My dash seems to be full of nothing but Disney porn, Dr. Who Erotic Fanfic, and giant massive cocks.
so something arrived in the mail today
Is it that sweet fucking fan I see back there?
Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
I HATE THIS POST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IT COMES UP ON MY DASH I SPEND LIKE 20 MINUTES WHISPERING TO MYSELF “come on. go back in his pants. come on!! you can do it!!!! in!! his!! pants!!!”
hUSSIE YOU CANT FUCK WITH US LIKE THIS
The date, people. This is from over a year ago.
An original I made for Slacktory.
another post that- if I don’t reblog, you can assume I’m dead.
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE JESUS SHI T .
okay so this is totally awesome and sweet but i can’t help but be a little confused and intrigued as to the meaning of some of those icons
“my gender is Half a Skirt.” “i identify as a really lazy jumping jack”
I said this on Facebook but
I honestly do not understand the spread legs female icon what gender expression is that??? Strong Female Who Don’t Need No Man????
my gender is Fast Wheelchair Guy
I’ll have you know I’ve been laughing at this for at least five solid minutes.
my gender is the dude who’s pretending to be an airplane