raspbeary:

immaplatypus:

somebody who’s never seen gravity falls please explain this image

hansel and grettel feat. danny devito in a rat bucket

raspbeary:

immaplatypus:

somebody who’s never seen gravity falls please explain this image

hansel and grettel feat. danny devito in a rat bucket



unionhack:

same





eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I love how no one mentions in the second gif, she’s mentioning the Achilles Tendon. You know, the one little weak spot that brought down Greece’s other invincible warrior.



kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

Hehehe.





chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.



Google translate fucked up

koujakus-boyfriend:

grubbysquid:

ok so i found the site for dramatical murder re:code and then chrome asked me if i wanted it translated, this was the result

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"Yahho, AoiYo"

Important Mont Anta, what a beautiful phrase.



inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Of course you kill it before you eat it. Jesus Pogo-hopping Christ, who eats a Charmander alive? That’s just cruel.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Of course you kill it before you eat it. Jesus Pogo-hopping Christ, who eats a Charmander alive? That’s just cruel.



Just remember, when the military doesn’t want you because you can’t pass a psyche evaluation because you’re too hostile and aggressive, you can always join your local law enforcement.