Today Tumblr taught me a very imprtant lesson.

Biological gender is literally worthless. If I say I’m a woman than my chances of getting prostate cancer now become 0%.

Hooray!

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Oh boy, do i watch the Gay Anime Tumblr is talking about, or the Gay Anime Tumblr is talking about?

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impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  

It was really nice of her.

Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.



sir-alias:

can somebody who hasn’t watched kill la kill please explain these pictures?

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You get an extra hour.

You get an extra hour.



Who would have thought the “Con” in “Dash Con” stood for “Con artist”?

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# Dashcon 


I love when Tumblr social Justice contradicts itself.

Fat women shouldn’t be shamed for their weight. In fact, they should be idolized for their weight. THey should have skinny and fit men drooling over them and constantly trying to woo them.

But any skinny guy who actively dates fat women is a fetishistic creep who should beat for it.



caressability:

littlecofiegirl:

kuueater:

abovetherisingfalls:

cthulucas:

toopsy:

mako?

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mako??

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makO???

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MAKO????

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MAKO?????????????????

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imageMAKO???????

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MAKO?!?!?!?

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MAKO?????!!!!!

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MAAAAAAKOOOOOO!



casteform:

xbox420:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

monetizeyourcat:

tweewitch:

illcropolis:

ilovecharts:

How to name your Pacific Rim Jaeger

Completely Trenton, brandishing the deadly Sprint Neck.

tacit newark with my slam wristlegit

kaiju live in fear of Sad Vegas’s ultimate weapon, Sympathetic Nervous System Blades

conspiracy sydney will annhiliate the kaiju with blaster arm

dead bishopsworth joins the fight with the electric thigh

Annoying Ronkonkoma with the Blaster Dick

Fear not Earth, here comes the mighty Slam Balls.

casteform:

xbox420:

marxism-leninism-memeism:

monetizeyourcat:

tweewitch:

illcropolis:

ilovecharts:

How to name your Pacific Rim Jaeger

Completely Trenton, brandishing the deadly Sprint Neck.

tacit newark with my slam wrist
legit

kaiju live in fear of Sad Vegas’s ultimate weapon, Sympathetic Nervous System Blades

conspiracy sydney will annhiliate the kaiju with blaster arm

dead bishopsworth joins the fight with the electric thigh

Annoying Ronkonkoma with the Blaster Dick

Fear not Earth, here comes the mighty Slam Balls.



When you feel like trash but your friends make you feel like nice trash.

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