The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
Of course you kill it before you eat it. Jesus Pogo-hopping Christ, who eats a Charmander alive? That’s just cruel.
Just remember, when the military doesn’t want you because you can’t pass a psyche evaluation because you’re too hostile and aggressive, you can always join your local law enforcement.
Being fit is being skinny you idiot, being athletic and flexible is a whole different thing, you don't have to skinny to be athletic but you do have to be skinny to be fit
"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.
I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.
tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.
I love this way too much
Can confirm, am skinny, un-fit as fuck and as flexible as a brick.
Today Tumblr taught me a very imprtant lesson.
Biological gender is literally worthless. If I say I’m a woman than my chances of getting prostate cancer now become 0%.
Oh boy, do i watch the Gay Anime Tumblr is talking about, or the Gay Anime Tumblr is talking about?
My sister in Chicago sent me this today.
It was really nice of her.
Tell her I say thanks
Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.
Tell them I say my bed is burning.
can somebody who hasn’t watched kill la kill please explain these pictures?
I love when Tumblr social Justice contradicts itself.
Fat women shouldn’t be shamed for their weight. In fact, they should be idolized for their weight. THey should have skinny and fit men drooling over them and constantly trying to woo them.
But any skinny guy who actively dates fat women is a fetishistic creep who should beat for it.