unionhack:

same





eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I love how no one mentions in the second gif, she’s mentioning the Achilles Tendon. You know, the one little weak spot that brought down Greece’s other invincible warrior.



kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

Hehehe.





chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.



Google translate fucked up

koujakus-boyfriend:

grubbysquid:

ok so i found the site for dramatical murder re:code and then chrome asked me if i wanted it translated, this was the result

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"Yahho, AoiYo"

Important Mont Anta, what a beautiful phrase.



inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Of course you kill it before you eat it. Jesus Pogo-hopping Christ, who eats a Charmander alive? That’s just cruel.

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Of course you kill it before you eat it. Jesus Pogo-hopping Christ, who eats a Charmander alive? That’s just cruel.



Just remember, when the military doesn’t want you because you can’t pass a psyche evaluation because you’re too hostile and aggressive, you can always join your local law enforcement.



Anonymous;
Being fit is being skinny you idiot, being athletic and flexible is a whole different thing, you don't have to skinny to be athletic but you do have to be skinny to be fit

chubby-bunnies:

aint-misbehavin:

size10plz:

girlgrowingsmall:

"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.

I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.

tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.

Shut

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fuck

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up

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you

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fucking

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piece

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of

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shit

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and

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sit

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the

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fuck

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down

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before

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you

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speak

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you

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fucking

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asshole.

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I love this way too much

BOOM

Can confirm, am skinny, un-fit as fuck and as flexible as a brick.